Good choices - 1st stop

Breakfast or lunch?  How about both!  Burger with egg and ham!!
Which beer would I like?  How about every damn one (sampler)!
Brown and spicy are great.

Captive in Blue

Leaving Portland in our softly hued chevy.  This is the cleanest the car or any of us will be for awhile.  So exciting.  Hey, theres Milwaukie!  You're jealous.

Hey Look, Droids!

The Thursday workday is winding down.  It thinks the Friday workday will be right around the corner.  You know nothing Thursday.

We will be off and running round about the time my third facepalm would normally be occurring.  On the road on the great beer adventure, probably checking in to our fancy Springfield digs at about this time tomorrow.  We'll be finished with our Corvallis beer jaunt, feeling at least 6.2% jauntier, if I were to estimate.

The evening will be spent enjoying the best Eugene has to offer.   We hope to pass from pub to pub, being greeted with pats on the backs and lovely (and large-y) goblets of stout elixir.  Hoping for fun, a safe journey, and path to beer unencumbered by swaths of orange Tennesseans.  They aren't welcome.  Nothing personal, I just don't like you.

Hopefully, my traveling companions will be all post-y on the trip.  The guys in white are waving us in.  Come on boys, lets finds that vessel!
neil

48 Hours From Certain Doom

As we sit quietly and sip coffee, it approaches.  Slovenly, hairy, and oh so smelly.  The day of reckoning is coming.  My liver quivers.  My belly cowers.  My left calf shrugs its calfy shoulders.  It is strong (hence the shoulders).

The great four day four person Oregon beer trip of much planning and general excitement is nearly here.  The name for the journey has been chosen.  4 Guys, 1 Truck.  Wise that.  Short, catchy, and surely to capture the imagination of those tired of an internet life solely consisting of cat videos.  

Ok, I admit, we aren't gonna sway those people.  Cat videos are adorable.  

Still, we four dudes have our charms.  Ryan can control ladders with his mind.  Brad is a master of melty cheese.  Derrick can eat a head of lettuce on command.  I once juggled.

Oh ladies of Oregon, I know.  Sorry we're taken.

Your beer will be as well.  Soon, very soon.

We're coming for you doom!  And we're thirsty.

Neil